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Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Mar 24, 2022 6:50:47 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Yuffie paused for a moment when Mikoto pointed out that Yuffie hadn't told her about the 'guy' from back home. That meant telling her about how Yuffie had helped save the world! But that also meant reconfiguring the story so that Yuffie didn't sound like a TOTAL bitch. So, uh, bit of a thinking and- "Oh, well, right, back home, Shinra, those are the bad guys, had like, TOTALLY conquered Wutai, my home. And I was all ready to go kick their butts! But my Dad was like 'no, Yuffie, stay home and do your chores'. Which is TOTALLY lame, by the way. I mean, what's the point in being the boss's daughter if you've still gotta do chores? ANYWAY, so I was like, 'uh, screw THAT', and decided to head out into the world with a PLAN! See, in MY world, there's this thing called materia. And it's the BEST! It's like a magical rock and if you have one you can do super awesome magic. And I figured, if I gathered enough materia, I could use it to KICK SHINRA'S BUTT and make 'em leave Wutai. But it's kinda really hard to find, so I thought that I'd find a bunch of gullible saps who had already collected the materia, then pretend to be their friend, team up with 'em, lead 'em back to Wutai, and then steal their materia and use it to free Wutai!" She exclaimed, her fists clenched as if this was her best plan ever. "Anyway, the guys I teamed up with were total babies about it and cried and stuff and begged me to keep adventuring with 'em anyway, which since we were saving the world, I thought I'd better do it, so I carried on working with them even though I totally coulda stolen their materia and kept it and they didn't catch me when I tried or anything," she finished.
Were they a ninja tribe of summoners, Mikoto asked. Well, THAT sounded awesome. Of course, there was only one answer; "Yes. Yes we were," Yuffie answered with a grin. Technically, for once, it wasn't a lie. She COULD summon and she WAS a ninja, so it was kinda true. "But I don't have any of my summoning materia. Cloud didn't equip me with any before I ended up here," she said with a sigh, before pausing. "Uh, not that Cloud was in charge. Obviously, I was in charge. But, sometimes, I let Cloud be in charge of equipment, just to make his spikey little head feel better about me being so much more badass than him," Yuffie quickly explained.
Yuffie gave Mikoto another look when she asked about honour. "Honour is the most important thing in fighting! We train all our lives to be the ultimate badasses! We learn every skill and to fight and kick butt, and then Shinra just make machines and inject themselves with weird science-y junk and think it's the same! It's cheating! Real warriors EARN their warrior....er...ness." Yuffie answered.
She watched as Mikoto tried to make a robot part with her hands, which Yuffie thought was an entirely reasonable approach, but Mikoto seemed to be struggling with it. Then she pointed something out on the floor. "That's a piece of paper. Even I know you can't build a robot out of paper!" Yuffie replied, and then she paused, and looked back at it. "OH you mean what's on the paper. I knew that," she said quickly, scooping down and picking it up. "Okay! Say no more! I can find these parts and bring 'em back! Then we're gonna have the most KICKASS robot in the whole world! And we can call it... the YUFFOMINATOR!" she grinned.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Mar 24, 2022 6:23:32 GMT -6
Name: The World's Greatest Materia Hunter, the Champion of the Earth and Sky, the Single White Rose of Wutai, the one and only Great Ninja, YUFFIE KISARAGI!!!
The following rumours have been spread by a certain ninja girl who has been seen running around ABSOLUTELY INSISTING that they are all true:
Yuffie doesn’t read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
If you spell Yuffie Kisaragi in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Yuffie breathes air … five times a day.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Yuffie said, “Say Please.”
If Yuffie were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Yuffie and they both fought, they would both win.
The Ancients looked at Yuffie the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
Yuffie’s tears cure cancer. Too bad she has never cried.
Yuffie does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Yuffie does not sleep. She waits.
The chief export of Yuffie is pain.
On the 7th day, God rested … Yuffie took over.
If you want a list of Yuffie’s enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Yuffie has never blinked in her entire life. Never.
Yuffie once shot a Shinra helicopter down with her finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Yuffie counted to infinity… twice.
Yuffie can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time.
Yuffie can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Yuffie stands faster than anyone can run.
Once a cobra bit Yuffie’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Ultima Weapon goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Yuffie.
The dark is afraid of Yuffie.
Death once had a near-Yuffie experience.
Yuffie can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Yuffie once punched a man in the soul.
Yuffie can drown a fish.
When Yuffie enters a room, she doesn’t turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
The only time Yuffie was ever wrong was when she thought she had made a mistake.
Yuffie is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Yuffie.
Yuffie doesn’t wear a watch. She decides what time it is.
Yuffie once kicked a hume in the chin. Its descendants are now known as Elvaans.
Yuffie proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before her first space expedition.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Mar 22, 2022 16:10:19 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
"Exo-who-in-the-what-now?" Yuffie asked, looking blankly at Mikoto when she asked about the 'exocarp'. Yuffie had no idea what that was, but once she re-ran the sentence through her head, she realised that Mikoto must have meant what the shell of the Da-chao Bean was made of. Of course, Yuffie didn't want to admit she didn't know, so she thought for a moment. "Uh, it's made out of.... dachaoinium," she answered, as if this was obvious and a very common every day fact.
Yuffie rolled her eyes when Mikoto asked what a badass did. "Noooo, they don't punch air! Well, not JUST punch air! They, y'know, kick butt! You know a badass 'cause they're SUPER cool and they can win fights and they've got super neat ninja moves! HI-YA!" She did a few more punches and a quick jumping kick to demonstrate, which probably would have been more impressive if she hadn't slipped on the ground when she landed, stumbled several steps forward, and nearly fallen over a discarded stick. She staggered back around, and let out a small laugh. "Landings don't count," she added quickly.
"Exactly! And we didn't get caught, so, ninjas!" Yuffie beamed. And then her face fell a little more thoughtful when Mikoto asked her next questions. "Well, allegiance to me means, y'know, doing what I say. 'cept when you don't wanna. 'cause REAL badasses don't follow the rules. That's why I was always getting in trouble back home for not studying. 'cause I don't need to follow the rules!" Yuffie explained, although 'explained' might have been a generous word to use. "And as for Wutai, well, it's... I mean, you can't really teach it to an outsider. I mean, don't you come from somewhere? Didn't the place you come from have, like, traditions n' stuff? Things that only your people do, that other people will just never understand. Wutai is like that! And it doesn't matter who tries to conquer it or take it away from me, the heart of a warrior of Wutai will always beat true!" Yuffie thumped her chest to demonstrate. "Just try to act like me and that'll be close enough!" She decided.
Mikoto said that she wasn't afraid, and Yuffie looked at her, glad her hood probably hid how wide her eyes were with fear. "W-well, neither am I, OBVIOUSLY, but I-I mean, you look pretty scared. So, uh, I better hold your hand. Just to make sure you're not too frightened," Yuffie suggested, walking over in the dark to take Mikoto's hand. She gave the other girl a quizzical look when she asked about the ghost-that-eats-ghosts. Oh! That was right! The Spirit of Halloween! The thing Yuffie had made up to get into this whole thing in the first place. "He might be! He doesn't just eat ghosts! He eats your soul even if you're still alive! He could be out there soooomewheeeere!" She waved her free arm around in her spookiest manner.
And then, somewhere in the darkness, a twig broke, and Yuffie screamed, grabbing Mikoto with both her arms, juggling the egg as she did so.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Mar 12, 2022 7:28:20 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Wait, Mikoto came from a world that had cyborgs? That didn't seem like Mikoto. She seemed innocent, in a weird, might-be-evil kind of way. It was hard to imagine that she came from a world full of technology. Especially technology like cyborgs. Truth be told, it made Yuffie just the tiniest bit weary. She never quite fully trusted technology. She had seen what Shinra could get up too. Even if her overriding thought was that a planet of cyborgs sounded cool. "Yeah, but they don't know that," Yuffie teased back.
"Nah, you just gotta lie. Tricking people to think you're something you're not is totally the way of the ninja. Did I ever tell you about how I first met the guys who I helped save the world?" she paused. "Uh, I mean, who helped ME save the world," she added quickly. She paused for a moment, feeling a little guilty about that. Her stomach knotted and she wondered if it was shame or left over travel sickness, but she decided to move on anyway.
"Smashing Shinra robots was the best!!" She beamed when Mikoto asked her if she enjoyed destroying robots. "Look, your world might be all cyborgs n' stuff, but my home, Wutai, we weren't like that at all. We trained all our lives to be the best ninjas. We valued skill, and we looked up to Leviathan, our God, and we believed in TRADITIONS like honour and... and... ninjitsu! And stuff!" she explained, her eyes lighting up a little as she talked about the Wutai of old. "And then Shinra invaded! When I was a little girl, Shinra attacked us. Not 'cause we were a threat to them, but because they were jerks." Or they wanted Mako or something. Who cared? Jerks summed it up. "And they DIDN'T value skill or honour or combat. They DIDN'T train from birth to be kickass ninjas. All they did was build robots and inject their soldiers with science to make them stronger. They came at us with machines and guns and technology in the thousands they took everything that Wutai was meant to be away." Yuffie actually looked serious for a moment. "So every time I smashed one of those robots, I was smashing back at the things that destroyed my homeland. So heck yeah, it was pleasant for me to trash them!" she said with enthusiasm. "Not that that stopped Shinra. The things I saw them do. They dropped an entire plate on their own people. They killed thousands, and I still don't really understand why. And they made bad guys like Nero and Sephiroth, who killed my friends. They were the worse." She added, her voice wavering for a moment as she thought of Sonon and Aerith.
"Yep! And ... and you should give it like.... LASER EYES! Or something!" Yuffie didn't know much about designing robots, but she decided to offer her input.
She followed Mikoto as they pushed through the crowd. Yuffie trailed behind a little as she checked a few pockets for materia, but didn't find any. Look, old habits died hard, okay? And then she caught up with Mikoto asking about scouting for parts. "Uh, I dunno. Usually if I had to find robot parts I'd smash up a robot and go 'ha, now you're parts'," Yuffie replied with a grin. "But I can scout around! I'm a NINJA! I'm super good at scouting and stealth and I'm SURE I can find some parts around here!" she said confidently. And then she paused. "Uh, one question. What do robot parts look like?" she asked with a slightly embarrassed laugh.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Mar 1, 2022 6:46:07 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Yuffie guffawed as she saw Mikoto struggle to eat the bean, clearly amused by her own little practical joke. But then her laugher broke into a genuine smile as Mikoto persisted and managed to bite down through the bean anyway. Yuffie looked genuinely surprised, and more than a little touched. "Hey! You actually ate it!" she beamed. And then, just to demonstrate, she threw a bean into her own mouth, and crunched down on it, with no real problem. "You know, usually only Wutaians actually can eat 'em..." She paused, and she trailed off a moment. The memory of Sonon flickered through her mind, of fighting alongside him, of feeling so alone in Midgar, so far from home, and then knowing she had someone from home by her side. Mikoto was definitely not from Wutai. In fact, Yuffie had no idea where she was from. Some kind of weird monkey girl factory she figured. But, somehow, her eating that bean reminded her of not being entirely alone. A whole new world. And she had a friend who could still eat da-chao beans. She guessed someone was looking out for her. "That was great! You want another one?" she asked cheerfully, deciding to embrace the newfound friendship, holding out another bean.
Mikoto asked what it took to be a ninja, and Yuffie paused, hips cocked to the side, looking thoughtful. "Well, first of all, you gotta eat da-chao beans. Second, it helps if you're super cute, like me! You're pretty cute, so that's probably alright. But also you gotta be super badass!" Yuffie paused to throw several quick jabs to show off how super tough and cool she was. "You gotta be real good at sneaking, even if your teacher gives you an F and says you failed and there was that one time you got scared of a mouse and gave your position away because let's be real do those even count? And it's not MY fault that one time I tripped into a bunch of Shinra guards..." She trailed off. "You gotta master your own super cool introduction, of course. Like mine!" she added. "And finally, you gotta pledge allegiance to the leader of the Wutai Clan of Ninjas, who is the one ninja who conquered the Pagoda and defeated all the masters. And hey, that's me!" she beamed.
Yuffie followed behind Mikoto as they went into the darkened woods. It was almost oppressive here, the darkness. She could hear an owl hoot, and felt like eyes were watching her everywhere. She nearly jumped out of her skin when the raccoon zipped across in front of them, and let out a small shriek. "Uhhh, m-maybe we should go back to the road," she said as she looked at the wind rustling the bushes. She couldn't see beyond them. She couldn't see anything. She gulped uneasily. She hated the dark. Ever since... that time in Shinra basement. That... strange... man... The darkness coming for her. Enveloping her. Taking Sonon. "Uh, I mean, obviously, I'm not scared. I'm not scared of ANYTHING. But, uh, I bet you're scared of the dark right, so, maybe, uh, we'd be better.... back on the road..." Yuffie said nervously.
"Uh, hey, we'll work that out when we get there! Let's just get outta these woods first, yeah?" Yuffie said, noticeably picking up her pace and sounding particularly afraid.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Feb 18, 2022 16:42:38 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Okay, so it seemed Mikoto really DID struggle with friendship. Aw, that was kinda sad. But Yuffie could relate. Before she'd met AVALANCHE, she'd struggled keeping friends. PROPER friends, anyway. Probably because she was always annoying 'em or stealing from 'em or they were scared of saying the wrong thing around her because she was Godo's daughter. Mikoto was a good friend. She was fun to be around and always went along with whatever Yuffie wanted to do. So she appreciated that. But it seemed the girl didn't quite fully understand herself. "Sure it is!" Yuffie replied, trying to encourage her. "'cause when your friends are happy, you're happy. If your friends are sick, then you're gonna have less fun. This whole robot fighting thing will be WAY less fun if you were on your own and I was just, like, chucking up in the corner!" Yuffie explained. She didn't debate the question IF it would be more fun with her there. It was obvious. Of COURSE it would be. "So, you gotta be sympathetic when I'm sick," she finished. Perfect logic! Even Mikoto couldn't argue with that.
"Buuuut how do you know?" Yuffie asked when Mikoto insisted she wasn't a robot. "Maybe I'm a super advanced cyborg from the future that just LOOKS like a super cute ninja girl, huh?" she suggested with a grin. "Anyway, that's not the point. We just gotta convince everybody ELSE I'm a robot. Then I can smash 'em up without a problem. Honestly, you should see some of the robots I've fought. One was like a giant worm. One was a fancy lady riding like, a weird mech thing. It was super strange."
"Ah, robots aren't so hard to beat once you get used to 'em," Yuffie shrugged. "Shinra used 'em all the time. Just throw a bit of Bolt, maybe summon Ramuh if you're feeling fancy, bash 'em a few times, and most robots fall apart." She spoke with the air of an expert, as if she was somebody who had seen far too many killer robots in her time. And for once, she wasn't really lying. "Buuut, there are some you gotta watch out for. The Weapons, for example. I don't even know what they are. They're like some kinda crazy SUPER GIANT robot things that lived inside the planet or something and wanted to punch the meteor but couldn't so just smashed up stuff instead." It was possible, of course, that Yuffie was not that good at explaining things. "I've fought some of those and they are SUPER tough. Especially the weird one that lived underwater. Never fight a robot underwater. It's super hard," she went on.
"I don't NEED a robot power suit to smash up robots. Although, that'd be kinda cool! Like, a mecha-Yuffie!" She held out her hand, and made a 'za-pow!' sound effect, to imagine firing a blaster. "But they won't let me enter the competition as a human. So we'd have to trick 'em into thinking I was a robot," she explained.
"Yep! You can't build without parts. And I'm the BEST at finding parts. Especially parts that other people might have found first. Wink wink." Yes, she said 'wink wink'. She was getting excited and kind of forgot you were meant to actually DO that bit.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Feb 18, 2022 6:49:27 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Okay, so maybe the way Mikoto could apparently sense which eggs had life in and which ones didn't was a liiiiiittle creepy. Yuffie had thought maybe she could tell by the weight or something, not some kinda creepy sensing powers, but at least she had done it. Yuffie nodded, and handed over a da-chao bean with a grin (mostly at anticipation of Mikoto's reaction to trying to eat it of course). "There you are, you earned it!" she beamed.
However, the sense of victory was short lived, as the chocobo seemed to wake up and notice them. "Nonono, quuuuuieeeet, that's a good chocobo...." Yuffie began to say, but it was too late and it let out a big, loud, kweh!. Yuffie winced, and saw as the light came on in the farmhouse. She turned to Mikoto. "RU-" she began to say, but saw that Mikoto was already doing that. Yuffie paused, impressed, and then turned to follow.
She skidded to a stop, ran back, grabbed the egg, and gave a quick smile and a laugh at the chocobo, and raced off after Mikoto. "Hey! You!" came a voice, but Yuffie just ran faster, leaping the low fence and skidding onto the road, egg in her hand. She wasn't far behind Mikoto when it was clear that they were safely into the darkness, and they could stop running.
"Okay, stop, stop," Yuffie said, a little breathlessly, partly because she had been running, and partly because she was laughing. She continued to laugh, almost doubled over as she held the egg. "Ohmigod! That was so close! That was hilarious!" she said, laughing so much she had to stop to wipe a tear from her eye; no easy feat without dropping the egg. "Hey! I can't believe you just ran off without me!" she said, for a moment sounding serious. And then she laughed again. "We'll make a ninja out of you yet! That was brilliant!" she beamed, before laughing again.
"Okay, c'mon! Let's go back to the shop and throw this sucker!" she said with a beaming smile, gesturing to the big egg in her arms.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Jan 25, 2022 16:17:05 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Mikoto made for a good minion. Some might even consider promoting her to peon. But in the whole 'friendship' thing? She still had a lot to learn! Now, some might say that Yuffie herself didn't really make the best FRIEND, but who cared about THOSE people? "Aw, c'mon, you could be a little sympathetic," she pouted from where she lay on the floor. "You're meant to be my friend!" In fact, Mikoto was probably the only friend that Yuffie had made in Zephron. Which, okay, COULD be Yuffie's fault for sabotaging nearly every person she met. But Mikoto didn't really ask questions, and went along with whatever Yuffie was doing, and that was fun. It was fun having somebody to share in adventures with without having to raise too many questions. "No! Don't leave me! I might be dying!" Yuffie groaned when Mikoto suggested heading off on her own.
Slowly, she managed to get to her feet, although she still groaned, queasily. She made a face, and stuck her tongue out a bit, as if trying to shake the taste of sick from the back of her throat. "I dunno squat about building robots. So unless the plan is I build like, a robot suit and go inside it and then HA! NINJA! all the robots, I dunno if I can help building one," Yuffie admitted. And then she paused. "Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, that's a good idea! I'm a total kickass ninja and I've wrecked more robots than most people have had breakfasts! I could be really good as a stealth robot butt kicker!" She threw a few imaginary punches at even more imaginary robots, and then paused, because the rapid movement brought her queasiness back and caused her stomach to wretch. She covered her mouth for a moment, and groaned.
"Uh, we'll call that, Plan B (for 'But Still Awesome')," she decided, not feeling up to fighting herself. "Anyway, you tell me what to get, and I'll get the parts! And then you can build 'em! And we can win together! Whaddya think?" Yuffie grinned at the plan. Maybe this would be fun after all!
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Jan 25, 2022 15:30:58 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
It was, of course, impossible for Yuffie to make a miscalculation. Her plan was flawless and perfect in every way. But, if there was an error, which, again, just to stress, could not possibly be any fault of Yuffie's, it was that the chocobo eggs were slightly bigger than she had planned. Then again, she routinely threw a shuriken the size of her head at bad guys, she was sure that she could hurl an egg like that.
"Good work, minion!" Yuffie whispered proudly. "Uh, I mean, Mikoto," she added quickly. And then she paused, considering the eggs. "Okay, so, uh, obviously, I know the answer to this, but just to check that YOU know, these eggs? Are they the ones with the babies in, or the ones for people to eat? 'cause I don't wanna go throwing eggs with babies in at a building. I mean, that's gross and not funny anymore. We need the eating eggs, not the baby eggs," she explained, still in her 'whisper', which was, well, quieter than usual Yuffie. Although a freight train was quieter than usual Yuffie.
"Answer correctly and you can have a Da-Chao bean to eat too!" Which would be win win, since Mikoto clearly didn't know what they were, and that'd allow her to see what happened when the girl tried one. That was always fun to see!
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Jan 25, 2022 15:13:35 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Yuffie just grinned up at the Big Dress Lady as she denied all involvement with Shinra. A LIKELY story. Besides, even if Shinra didn't exist or whatever, that didn't change anything! She was still clearly a Shinra-y lady. All big dresses and fancy dances. She bet this was what Shinra executives did all the time. Like that horrible Scarlet woman. She would have been right at home in a place like this. "So you should be, Big Dress Lady!" Yuffie replied proudly, when she said she was honoured by her help. "But don't worry! The Great Ninja Yuffie ALWAYS helps those in need!"
And right now, the neediest person just so happened to be HERSELF! But she didn't say that bit. Instead, she slid down from Big Dress Lady's dress, ready to head to the kitchen and spike the wine. She grinned to herself as Big Dress Lady advised stealing a few buttons. "Oh, I will," she smirked, lifting a big pearl she had pulled from Big Dress Lady's, well, big dress, as she had slid off along the way. "I wonder if there's a way to make this thing grow big with me when I get back to normal size?" she asked nobody in particular, before she hid the pearl under a nearby table, and set off towards the kitchen.
"Okay, Yuffie, time to show 'em what a stealthy ninja you can be!" she announced to absolutely nobody, and ran into the kitchen. She started singing under her breath her very own stealthy infiltration theme as she snuck around, but fortunately, the kitchen was busy enough that nobody could hear her as she approached the bottles of wine.
With some quick ninja flips, she leapt up onto the table, and snuck towards the bottles of wine, where she saw them gathered. "Okay, now just to pour it in the... the.... uh?" she paused, thinking. "The Peter... Borderoo?" she repeated, trying to remember what Big Dress Lady had said. She dodged between the labels, still singing her theme tune, looking between them. "Aw, none of these bottles are called Peter!" she pouted. "Oh screw it, I'm just gonna put a bit in all of 'em!" she said with a grin. After all, she didn't care about Big Dress Lady's plan, she just wanted to ruin the fancy party. She started sneaking between the bottles, putting drops of the liquid the lady had given her in, when suddenly as she was crawling up one, somebody threw some kind of towel over her.
Plunged into darkness, she was suddenly aware that the bottle she was clinging to was being picked up and placed in something, covered by what must have been a cloth. Her eyes went wide as suddenly she landed in an ice bucket, along with the bottle. "AH! COLD! COLD! COLD!" she shrieked. "FIRAGA!" she yelled without thinking, firing a fireball at the ice to melt it. Which of course caused enough fire to light the cloth over the bottle on fire, and suddenly it went up.
The waiter carrying the ice bucket and bottle yelped in surprise, dropping both. It hit the ground with a smokey, fiery mess, and Yuffie rolled out. She was aware that the waiter was staring down at her and a lot of people were gasping. And she was still tiny. "Wuh oh. CHEESE IT!" she yelled, and ran as fast as she could towards the nearest window for an exist, ducking and diving underneath tables as guests shrieked....
Where was Big Dress Lady!? She was meant to have Yuffie's back!
