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[attr="class","character-spring-1c"]“A Night of Art”
[attr="class","character-spring-1d"]The gala was set in one of the University of Magi’s tallest observation towers. The room was set in gold and ivory. The chandeliers gave their soft glow. The pillars and floors were polished beautifully. The walls were but iron-worked windows, neatly cleaned and revealing the night sky on all sides. The banquet and dining tables were elegantly set with tulle and flowers. Food was placed for those who needed a nibble. The participants of the gala were all elegantly dressed, masks upon their face to make it oh the more romantic.
Artistic people simply loved rituals and romanticism.
A dais was also set with bouquets of white and yellow flowers at its base. Upon it was set a stage of harpists. One of which was a woman in a beautiful gown of embroidered gold and soft pink skirt. She wore a soft ivory mask on her face. She was surrounded by other harpists just as luxuriously dressed. And with a soft signal, Lady Hilda began to play Canon in D. The notes began gently and filled the room with a gentle hum. Her fingers found the strings easily as if she knew the harp all her life. Her eyelids lowered as if she yielded every bend of her wrist to it.
It had been so long since she played. It felt good to play with other women and for a good cause. To raise money for the arts. Perhaps enough for instruments for those who could not afford them, but so desperately wanted to sell their heart to music. As the song slowed to its gentle ending. Hilda was left alone on the stage. She took a breath and turned to see the night sky out of the window. It seemed only fitting to play the gentle Clair de Lune - an ode to moonlight.
And slowly, gently, as if unsure if she was worthy of such an ode her fingers touched the string. Each note lingering to its own stop before building up into a soft, tranquil melody. She was no bard, but still she could not help but lace her note with a gentle hint of healing magic. To ease the heart and the mind.
[attr="class","character-spring-1e"]Yuffie Kisaragi Just a beautiful elegant night
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Jun 27, 2021 8:48:16 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Yuffie knew that to an outside observer she could seem a little, well, chaotic. Not everybody could keep up with her energetic spirit, and to some, she knew they saw her as an amoral rule breaker who quite happily caused chaos where ever she went. And while it was true that she did enjoy breaking rules, and yes, quite often, chaos did follow in her wake, she wasn't exactly the type to embrace chaos for chaos's sake. She always had an objective. Sure, she liked to find the most fun way possible to that objective sometimes, and if you could have a little fun with your enemies in the process, why not? But everything she had ever done, for as long as she had remembered, had been for Wutai. Maybe not her father's idea of Wutai, but what she wanted for it. To fight back against Shinra. To free her people and restore Wutai to what it always should have been.
The point was, now stranded in the past (as Yuffie still believed it to be), she didn't have any of that. Wutai didn't even exist here. It might not for another hundred years! Or a thousand! Or maybe, like, a week. Yuffie wasn't sure. History class had always been boring so she tended to skip it to practice her stealth by sneaking into the Pagoda. Which always went well and she told Dad a thousand times that statue was broken when she got there and anyway she wasn't there because she wasn't allowed to be there and no she didn't know how that statue dust had gotten on her shoes.
....Ahem.
The point WAS, it had been a LONG time since Yuffie had been causing trouble JUST to cause trouble. Not since she had been a little girl and she wanted to annoy her Dad or her teachers. Or okay sometimes it had been fun to annoy that dark haired SOLDIER guy, but even then she'd been after materia and treasure for Wutai! Well, for herself, but benefitting her benefitted Wutai!
But stranded in the past she was free from all of that! For the first time, she could just have some FUN! Which was why when she heard about some hoity toity party for rich people, she decided it was time to enjoy herself a tiny bit. Besides, they clearly weren't Wutainese, which meant that they would, in the future, be heirs to Shinra peeps or whatever, right? And that meant stealing from them was STILL hurting Shinra in the future, so, well, technically she was still helping Wutai, out, right?
Plus, hoity toity party and they didn't invite her!? Oh, sure, Yuffie HATED those things when her Dad forced her to go to them, and there was NO way she was wearing a kimono for anyone here, but it was the principle of the thing! Sure, Wutai might not exist yet, but she was still the daughter of its ruler! And she'd saved the world! Well, she'd helped. Well, the world had been saved and she had BEEN there. The point was, she deserved an invite!
So she'd teach those stuffed shirt snobs for snubbing her! Even if they PROBABLY didn't know she existed. They totally should. SURELY her legend had spread by now! She'd told, like, three, maybe FOUR people who she was. Gawd, how many people did she have to tell?
***
And that was how Yuffie was now undertaking Operation Untoity Their Hoity. Sneaking in to the establishment had been no challenge for a NINJA. Well, it had been no challenge for a ninja after two attempts. Look, everybody has to have at least two practice runs, right? Besides, she had to get the EQUIPMENT in. Maybe the strange shop selling things from a place called Sonora should have been a sign she wasn't trapped in the past, but Yuffie had no idea about technology. Who knew how long the dumb Shinra peeps had had it? Besides, it served her purpose pretty well. She'd seen them preparing their harps and wheeling in BORING rich people instruments, so she had planned the perfect disruption.
She'd gotten an instrument of her own.
Moving quickly, she snubbed out one of the chandeliers, and then another, darting across the rafters as the room was suddenly plunged into darkness. She waited for surprise to fall, and for there to be a sudden hush, and then she let out her best laugh, pointing down at the foolish rich folk below.
Which would probably be more effective if she hadn't just turned the room into darkness.
"Hahahaha! Hello, rich losers of the past! Never fear, for I am here to liberate you! Liberate you from the boredom that captures your soul! To spice this party up a little! To show you what a real party girl can do!" she taunted. And then suddenly she cast fire at the two nearest chandeliers, lighting them back up to highlight Yuffie standing in the rafters. Holding what was clearly an electric guitar. She began to strum it. A guitar riff began to play. "Oh, what's the difference between a real party girl and what you lot are doing?"
She threw up her hands and several of her coloured ninja smoke bombs went off elsewhere in the rafters, exploding in puffs of glorious bright coloured smoke and lighting up the chandeliers she had knocked out. "PRESENTATION!" she cried cheerfully as she began to rock out with the guitar. She began to jump along the rafter, playing the guitar as she banged her head to the blaring rock music.
.....which, if anybody knew Yuffie and her issues with balance, might have known was NOT her best idea, because when she tried to hop onto one foot to strum the guitar, she immediately lost her balance. "WH-WH-WH-WHOOOOOA!" she called out, her arms pinwheeling before she fell clean out of the rafters. The music continued to play, because, well, Yuffie wasn't learning to play a guitar for THIS prank. She'd just bought a recording and stuck it on a speaker she'd, uh, liberated from the Sonora shop. Regardless, Yuffie plummeted out of the rafter, before the guitar and its cord snagged on it, causing her to swing across the big hallway screaming. She let go and was sent flying through the air, upside down, where she landed face down in the huge ornate cake that was on the buffet table with a mighty splat, her legs sticking out of it in the air as cake flew everywhere.
Slowly, Yuffie sat up, dazed, confused, covered in cake and looking at some very angry people. She wiped the cake from her face slowly, giving a slightly sheepish smile. "Uh, ta-" she began, when the guitar fell, following her, and landed in a huge trifle directly by her face, which immediately splattered it all over her face. "-da?" she finished unconfidently, letting out a very nervous giggle.
[attr="class","character-spring-1c"]“A Night of Art”
[attr="class","character-spring-1d"]Each note plucked by her Ladyship felt enchanted. Even as the room darkened around them, her fingertips did not falter. As her song slowed to a stop, each note glowed a soft starry white. The last lit Hilda’s eyes as she looked up at Yuffie before darkness swallowed them. The room around her filled wiith surprised gasps and then a confused whispered silence. Was this part of the show?
Then came a childish laugh from the rafters, followed by a string of playful insults. Oh dear. Her energy reminded her much of Eiko. Oh no. Eiko wasn’t going to be doing this when she was this girl’s age, would she? She gave a soft sigh at what she had to look forward to in the coming years.
The room suddenly lit up again, and an unfamiliar instrument filled the air with electricity. Hilda found it far too loud and left a scratch in the air. There was a mixed reaction to the music in the hall. Some were admiring it for the sake of art. They debated the mixture of sounds and colors that she placed together. Others were horrified at such an intrusive display and began to mutter angrily at the uninvited guest.
Hilda simply sought to clean up the performance. Seeing the girl fall from the rafters made Hilda’s heart leap from her chest in fright. No matter how rude the girl was with her amusements, Hilda didn’t want to see her be hurt. Quickly, she stood from her stool. A gentle breeze was summoned about her, followed by wisps of magic. First, she gently wove a spell and with a gentle gesture softly commanded it upon Yuffie, “Float”. The soft cushion of magic should prevent her from badly injuring herself. Unfortunately, it came too late, as it could not prevent her from falling face first into the cake.
Her keen eye noticed the ‘noise system’ that kept flooding the room with this electric sound. With another short gesture she cast, “Silence,” upon it. It soon became quiet again and the room filled with an overwhelming silence. People simply stared at the display. But Hilda gracefully made her way to the girl across the room and simply…clapped.
“That was indeed quite the presentation. You must show me how to improve upon mine.” She smiled good-humoredly, trying her best to tempt the angry people back into relaxing. “Though I must admit, you mustn’t land in the deserts.” Hilda leaned in a little a whispered softly, the side of her hand cupped along her own cheek. “It leaves people a little bitter when you take away their best course.”
Hilda offered a hand to help her up.
It was not working as the University’s security began to push their way through the crowded hall. An angry hum thrummed through the great hall as people paid good money to seen fine arts and not this noise. The host scrambled to get the room back under control by preparing the stage for the next act.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Jul 1, 2021 11:58:04 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Yuffie knew that there would come a point in her life when she would have to start putting 'fall off the big thing' into her plans, given how often it happened. But she still refused to account for her clumsiness, and as such, her original plan had been simply to make a big silly show and escape via the rafters before the security had managed to find their monocles, or whatever hoity toity guards at a fancy party did. (Said the Princess; yes, Yuffie was in denial about her own role in life). But, well, now she was on a cake. Or more accurately, in a cake, and surrounded by several angry party guests, and a lady in a VERY big dress coming over to talk to her.
Oh well, nothing to do now but lean into the chaos. She wiped the trifle from her face and sat up a little.
"I haven't taken anything away!" She said proudly, shovelling a handful of the splattered cake that she sat in into her mouth. "Everybody knows adding ninjas only makes things BETTER. I've IMPROVED your cake!" she announced, speaking obnoxiously with her mouth full. She did however accept the offered hand, and struggled out of the cake and off the table, which was clearly splattered all over the other food on the table, with a huge Yuffie-shaped imprint in what remained of the cake.
"WHOA! This cake is amazing!" Yuffie announced, turning around to shovel more into her mouth. "Ha! You guys are MISSING OUT if you don't eat it just 'cause it got a little splattered," she laughed to herself. And then she spotted the security approaching, who looked very angry and annoyed. She held out her hands, taking several steps back, and running defensively around the table to make it harder to catch her.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, guys! Look, you're gonna hear a LOT about how SOMEBODY ruined the cake, but, let's be honest. It was dark! Nobody saw it happen. There's no evidence. Who knows what REALLY happened? We might just have to accept that it's a mystery for the ages. We just might never KNOW who fell into the cake," she explained, as a glob of said cake fell out of her hair and onto the floor in front of her. There was also the fact that there was a clear Yuffie imprint in said cake. And the fact that everybody had clearly seen her. "So, why don't we just forget about it and get on with this PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY?" she called out, punching a fist into the air, which sent more bits of cake flying everywhere.
The security did not seem convinced, and continued to advance. "Okay! You asked for this!" she reached for her shuriken. Which was missing from her back. "Huh?" She looked around urgently. "Has anybody seen a shuriken? Really big? Four big points?" she asked. And then she saw it sticking out of the cake.
".....Uhh, but not THAT shuriken, obviously. TOTALLY different shuriken," she laughed nervously. "Hey! Big dress lady! Help me out here! Tell 'em it wasn't me!" she called over to the lady in the big golden dress.
[attr="class","character-spring-1c"]“A Night of Art”
[attr="class","character-spring-1d"]Hilda watched as Yuffie just SHOVELED food into her maw. She cringed inwardly, making a ‘what in the world?!’ face at her. Who in the world taught this wild child how to behave? Hilda wanted to give them a stern talking to. Even as this child extracted herself from the cake, she continued to worm her grubby fingers into the cake to stuff herself more.
What did she think she was?! A pinata? Just filling herself with sweets until someone came to bat her?
Just watching her eat so much sugar made the Lady feel nauseous. Her first instinct was to turn Yuffie into a zemzelett chick - a plump, round bird with more girth than height - just to get her to stop.
But it seemed security had finally come around and began to approach. Hilda did her best to not roll her eyes at Yuffie’s pathetic attempt at a lie. She flinched at having cake flung into the air and landing uncomfortably close to her. The waiting staff was already moving in on the table to clean up the mess Yuffie made.
All eyes were on Yuffie, even as she tried to call out to Hilda for help. A soft, aggravated sigh left the regent's lips. No manners and only responded to her if she needed something. For a moment she felt that maybe the guards should nab Yuffie and Hilda can go about enjoying her night.
...No. Yuffie didn’t want to see the girl manhandled roughly by guards. It would ruin her mood the rest of her night with the small amount of guilt that would accumulate.
She turned her back to Yuffie as if to check if there was any splattered cake on her sleeve. Under her breath, she muttered a soft “mini”. A soft wisp of magic wrapped itself around Yuffie’s ankles. Then everything appeared to grow larger for her.
Hilda turned back to Yuffie and gasped in feigned shock. The tips of her fingers politely covered her open mouth that brief moment. She took a few steps towards the mini-ed Yuffie, until her skirts covered up the girl. “How have you lost her? What in Gaia…”
Hopefully, Yuffie was smart enough to grab onto something. She nudged the girl gently with a toe as a hint. “I am feeling quite faint after the interruption, thus I shall leave for some air. Please be quick in resolving the matter.” Hilda then left to make her way for the nearest exit with a purposeful stride. Her hands folded neatly and chin up.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Jul 20, 2021 15:21:41 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Okay, so the lady in the big dress was cringing at how she stuffed her face. Which made Yuffie grin and want to do it even more. Making stuffy fancy people cringe was one of her favourite pastimes, after all! Well, it would be, if she ever met many stuffy fancy people, but she kinda spent most of her life avoiding them. Still, pretty pleased with herself, she grabbed another handful of cake from the table and threw it into the air to catch it in her mouth, where it missed, and bounced off her nose, leaving a smear of icing on her face. She went cross-eyed for a moment as she attempted to lick it off, excitedly reaching for the icing with her tongue.
This also did not help endear herself to the guards who were currently still approaching her. Ah. Right. Them. They weren't looking happy. And big dress lady was not being much help in the immediate sense. Which meant Yuffie would have to deal with them herself! Well, it was time to show them just who they were messing with! For she was not just any party crasher, she was the great ninja Yuffie, and she would make sure they all knew it!
She moved to jump on top of the table, except the table had gotten a lot bigger all of a sudden. In fact, big dress lady's big dress had gotten bigger too. And the guards seemed a lot taller. In fact, everybody and everything was getting bigger. Very very rapidly. "Oh! I get it! You can't fight me fair and square huh!? You gotta go and grow! Yeah, well, I can still take you! I can! Bring it on!" Yuffie cried ineffectually in a tiny voice as she threw several more mock punches, but now she was no bigger than an ant, and the guards were already trying to figure out where she had gone.
"Ohhh, hey, I get it! I shrunk myself to escape! Wow, I'm so good I didn't even know I was doing it!" Yuffie grinned at her newfound freedom. And then while the Big Dress Lady, who was now the HUGE Dress Lady, complained about, well, Yuffie didn't really know, fainting or something stupid, suddenly she was swept up under the very huge dress she had been observing.
Before she knew what was happening, she was inside the perfumed petticoats of the fancy lady. "Whoa! Lady! This is getting seriously weird!" she protested. Of course, her voice was too tiny to be heard. "Okay, Yuffie, just don't look up, 'cause, well, I don't need to see no rich lady bloomers," Yuffie decided to herself. "But this is the perfect time to make my escape!" She grasped onto the petticoat. "BIG DRESS LADY HOOOOOOO! Get me outta here!" she cried out in her tiny voice, pointing forward as if riding some steed as she lifted herself off the ground to be carried by the big dress.
[attr="class","character-spring-1c"]“A Night of Art”
[attr="class","character-spring-1d"]The ‘great’ ninja was lucky that Hilda had not turned her into something far worse. Or stepped on her with dainty heels. Thankfully, the gentle Hilda had enough patience tonight to not be upset by a child’s lack of decorum at such an important event. The Lady did her best not to dwell on the unappealing thought of the same girl grabbing at her skirts with dirtied hands and face. It would certainly leave an oily stain on her perfect appearance.
Instead, she worried the guards might actually catch her bluff as she crossed the room. Especially since Hilda could hear the tiny squeaking from the ground below. Though at this point, it was starting to be drowned out by a room filling with the next performance. A dueling piano between two musicians. As the music weaved its notes into the ballroom, Hilda regretfully closed the grand doors behind her to shut it out. She tapped along the polished floors to smaller stained glass doors that opened up onto a balcony. There she found her privacy and heaved a soft huff at this situation. She sat on the marble bench and felt the crisp night air touch her skin.
Delicate fingers probed the silks of her skirts for the hidden mini figure within them. She then promptly pinched the scruff of Yuffie’s shirt to lift her and put her down on the bench beside her. Then, her face gave way to a gentle scowl and a narrowing of her lashes. Her hands were neatly folded in her lap. Though her words cut the air severely. “Who taught such behavior? I desire a word with your guardians.” She clucked her tongue in clear distaste.
“Do you understand what you interrupted, young lady?” She huffed and let her unhappy tone linger. She did not raise her voice, but the disappointment hung there. “This gala is a fundraiser for those who need sponsorship in their music talents. The best performance has a heavy influence on those distributing the money. I was hoping to send it to talented artists from low-income families. Now…” She shook her head, closing her eyes and looking away. She was obviously annoyed. Now Yuffie had possibly ruined the chance. “However... if you enjoy bequeathing woe to ‘rich losers’, I could potentially utilize those skills to adhere the proper conclusion of the gala.”
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Aug 25, 2021 5:52:55 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
"Whoa! Hey!" Yuffie kicked a little as she was lifted from the Big Dress Lady's, well, big dress and plopped on a bench beside her. The woman was looking at her with serious Tifa-Face. Which was like Mom-Face except, well, Yuffie had never really known her Mom, so she associated the look of general disapproval and 'what were you thinking' with Tifa more than any parent figure. She adjusted her top from where she had been lifted, and stared back at the Big Dress Lady. "Nobody taught me. I learned it all myself. That was all pure Yuffie, baby!" Yuffie beamed proudly. Plus, guardians? How young did she think she was? Nobody took charge of Yuffie! Sure, she had been in the party and MAYBE sometimes she'd let Cloud and Tifa THINK they were making the decisions, but she was OBVIOUSLY the leader, right?
"Uh, okay, I did NOT know that," Yuffie admitted when the Big Dress Lady started to explain how she had disrupted some charity event. It still sounded dumb to her. If rich people wanted to give money to charities, they should do anyway. Why did they need to use music as an excuse? "But, like, I know this won't make sense to you, but you don't gotta worry. See, I'm from the FUTURE, and, well, like, therefore I know everything works out anyway. So, just, like, relaaaaaax," Yuffie smiled brightly. Yes, she was still operating on the theory she was stuck in the past, and therefore nothing she did could possibly have any consequences.
She explained the situation, and how she had wanted to use Yuffie's skills to see the 'proper conclusion to the gala'. Which, Yuffie translated, meant only one thing. "Sooooo, what you're sayin' is, to win the money, we gotta win the Battle of the Bands?" she asked, grinning brightly. "Alright! Me and you, we can totally do that! Dad always said I acted like I belonged on stage!" This was not actually a compliment, given that she was supposed to be a ninja. "I mean, my performance in there should have ALREADY won it for us, but we can always do an encore!" she beamed.
[attr="class","character-spring-1c"]“A Night of Art”
[attr="class","character-spring-1d"]The girl kicked and huffed as she was picked up. Still, Hilda gingerly held out her arm to avoid being bruised. It seemed this 'Yuffie', as she called herself, still had a boundless energy no matter her size. Hilda found herself increasingly upset at his guardian for allowing her to continue such unbound behavior. Perhaps, she should take the young person under her wing until she found someone Yuffie knew.
Hilda hummed softly at Yuffie’s remark that she was from the future. “Is that so?” Hilda didn’t believe her for one second. Still, she played along. “Then, you knew you would fall from the ceiling tonight and cause a ruckus? After all, you are from the future.” Hilda tested and teased gently. Giving Yuffie the most sincere look, “Seems like you did not quite need my help after all. However, I surely need your help to relax.”
Hilda briefly wondered if it was her place to tell Yuffie that she may not actually be from the future. She may have been like a portion of the population here who were brought to Zephon for some unknown reason. Still, she did not believe Yuffie would listen to something outside a delusion that made sense to her. Not yet, anyway. It was better to find her friends or trusted guardians to do so.
“Hmm. Not quite. The ‘Battle of the Bands’...” The phrase sounded odd to her, but she understood its meaning, “has drawn to a close. The best we can do at this point is spoil a few reputations.” Nothing awful or terribly damaging, but just enough to sway the vote tonight. “There is a final dinner in preparation as we speak.” Hilda looked up at the dark sky with sparkling jewels.
Perhaps, Kuja was right not to fully trust her words. Especially when she schemed in the socio-political arena as such.
“Lord Albrecht is donating his finest vintage tonight. I would like it spoiled in a discreet manner and prior to the meal.” It would at least embarrass him for the night, and his words less received. He was favoring the funds to go to the Lakeford estate - a well-off family who raised a rather decent violinist. But they did not need the money. Not as much as she wanted. Hilda seemed to pull tablets from somewhere in her gown and set them on the bench for Yuffie to look at. “It’s enough to sour the wine.” Hilda explained briefly, hoping Yuffie was enticed by the idea of nobles making faces at their drinks.
Hilda contemplated a little more and closed her eyes. “Also, it would do well to gather any derogatory rumors particularly on Lady Carnegie and Count Grimaldi.” Also two competitors who wished the funds to go to the Brightwells duchy who raised a fine, talented pianist. Still, they could afford her education and tutelage.
“I would prefer that the founder of the charity 'Hungry for Music', Baroness Meldoy, receive the money. She is sure to get it for those who need funds for tutelage and instruments. Anything we can do to boost her reputation would be perfect.” She hummed thoughtfully again. “If you wish to aid me in this endeavor, which size do you prefer to be?” Did she wish to remain mini or her proper size?
[attr="class","character-spring-1e"] Yuffie Kisaragi Scheming here. Nothing to see.
Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Sept 11, 2021 15:25:35 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
It seemed big dress lady was trying to outsmart her! Well, Big Dress Lady, Yuffie thought, you have to get up mighty early to outsmart YUFFIE! Like, at least, maybe, 10.00 am? Who got up earlier than that anyway? Look, even badass ninjas need their beauty sleep, okay? Gawd, stop bothering her.
Wait, what was she thinking about again?
Oh yeah! Big Dress Lady and the time travel comment. "Oh, no, I'm like, from waaaaaaaaay in the future. A few centuries. Or, maybe decades. I dunno, look, I never really studied history. But the world I'm from is TOTALLY different. I don't think you even GOT a Wutai here. That's where I'm from, by the way. Wutai! It's the best nation on the planet!" she said proudly, jabbing a thumb at herself.
So, Big Dress Lady's plan was to spoil reputations? Well, that sounded WAY more boring than Yuffie's idea, but going after the hoity toities and ruining their day could still be fun. She looked at the tablets that Hilda produced. They were, of course, gigantic to the mini Yuffie, who took them in. "You want me to poison their wine? I'm a ninja, not an assassin," she said in protest. Once again, there was the distinct possibility that despite dedicating her life to the way of ninjitsu, Yuffie didn't appear to actually understand what a ninja was. "I mean, I can totally do it, of COURSE. I am the BEST at being sneaky!" she said loudly, which, well, might have been fairly contrary to the point.
"Uh huh, poisoning wine and collecting gossip. This sounds pretty borin', I gotta tell ya, Big Dress Lady," Yuffie said with a nod. "Seems to ME that the problem you got is you need the money to get to the right people, right? And they raised all the money here. So, uh, why bother with all the borin' gossiping and trying to make these nobles vote one way or the other. I mean, all you gotta do is STEAL the money and give it to whoever wants it, right?"
"Lucky fer you, I'm not just a great ninja, but also a master thief and materia hunter! I can steal your gil for you and then we'll make the hoity toities look DUMB for losing their money AND we can donate it to the people who need it. After I take a little finder's fee, of course. Whatcha think?" Yuffie grinned at her great idea.
"Also make me big please. Don't worry, I am STEALTHY like a NINJA so nobody will hear me coming!"
