Post by Yuffie Kisaragi on Mar 25, 2023 12:40:09 GMT -6
"Get ready , ZEPHRON, for YUFFIE!"
The Great Ninja Yuffie!
Yuffie was largely distracted from the long suffering blue man beast and his efforts to stand up by Sarah's continued puzzlement over her nature as a ninja. She just looked back when she made her comment about not being into stealth and liking walking, and rolled her eyes dramatically.
"Ninjas are the BEST at stealth! Where'd y'think the phrase, 'stealthy like a ninja' comes from?" she asked. Okay, maybe that wasn't a phrase and something she just made up, but, well, it explained the situation, right? "As for the walking thing, what, did you come from like, the no-sarcasm world or something? I was kiddin'! I was just sayin', I walked here. Though.... I DO do a lot of walking. A loooooooooot. Turns out, savin' the world really gets your steps in," she added. Yuffie didn't actually know what 'gets your steps in' meant, but she had heard some of the foreigners say it and decided to use it as a phrase instead of trying to figure out what the heck it actually meant.
"Right. Corntropolis. Totally what I said," Yuffie grinned happily. She also grinned at being called 'Miss Great Ninja' too. Wow, how gullible was this woman? Yuffie was definitely gonna have some fun here. "Nono, it's 'Great Ninja Yuffie'. You gotta say it all. I also accept 'The Single White Rose of Wutai', 'The Champion of the Earth and Sky', the 'Conqueror of Evil', or the 'Treasure Princess'. Ohhh, or 'The Legendary Dragon Blade', that one's new!" she added quickly, with pride.
She watched as the blue man stumbled out of the cave, following Sarah, as she turned to Yuffie for advice. How WOULD Yuffie handle someone stubborn enough to bleed out on their own? Well, a big part of her wanted to just leave him there. That'd learn 'im! If he didn't wanna be cured, they should just leave him to bleed out. But, well, that was kinda mean.
"We need to find a way to get him back to town," Yuffie paused to consider. "But you're obviously way too much of a dainty girly girl to carry him, and, uh, I'm more of a SPEED girl than a STRENGTH girl," she said. Totally different that SHE wasn't strong enough either, of course. "Ohhh, but, what if some super hot mega awesome ninja could summon us a chocobo? Then we could just, plop him on the chocobo, and get him to ride it back into town!" she suggested enthusiastically. Okay, it wasn't the best idea, since riding would probably open more wounds, but what else were they meant to do?
Kimahri Ronso
Princess Sarah
"Ninjas are the BEST at stealth! Where'd y'think the phrase, 'stealthy like a ninja' comes from?" she asked. Okay, maybe that wasn't a phrase and something she just made up, but, well, it explained the situation, right? "As for the walking thing, what, did you come from like, the no-sarcasm world or something? I was kiddin'! I was just sayin', I walked here. Though.... I DO do a lot of walking. A loooooooooot. Turns out, savin' the world really gets your steps in," she added. Yuffie didn't actually know what 'gets your steps in' meant, but she had heard some of the foreigners say it and decided to use it as a phrase instead of trying to figure out what the heck it actually meant.
"Right. Corntropolis. Totally what I said," Yuffie grinned happily. She also grinned at being called 'Miss Great Ninja' too. Wow, how gullible was this woman? Yuffie was definitely gonna have some fun here. "Nono, it's 'Great Ninja Yuffie'. You gotta say it all. I also accept 'The Single White Rose of Wutai', 'The Champion of the Earth and Sky', the 'Conqueror of Evil', or the 'Treasure Princess'. Ohhh, or 'The Legendary Dragon Blade', that one's new!" she added quickly, with pride.
She watched as the blue man stumbled out of the cave, following Sarah, as she turned to Yuffie for advice. How WOULD Yuffie handle someone stubborn enough to bleed out on their own? Well, a big part of her wanted to just leave him there. That'd learn 'im! If he didn't wanna be cured, they should just leave him to bleed out. But, well, that was kinda mean.
"We need to find a way to get him back to town," Yuffie paused to consider. "But you're obviously way too much of a dainty girly girl to carry him, and, uh, I'm more of a SPEED girl than a STRENGTH girl," she said. Totally different that SHE wasn't strong enough either, of course. "Ohhh, but, what if some super hot mega awesome ninja could summon us a chocobo? Then we could just, plop him on the chocobo, and get him to ride it back into town!" she suggested enthusiastically. Okay, it wasn't the best idea, since riding would probably open more wounds, but what else were they meant to do?
Kimahri Ronso
Princess Sarah
"Materia, here I come!"
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